For the love of privacy...

Believe it or not, there are a few logical guidelines for bathroom ettiquite. While there may not be a published handbook of "Do's and Dont's for the Public Restroom", though there should be; there are certain common sense standards to bear in mind.


For the good of the public, allow me to ellaborate.

1. Do what you can to leave space between yourself and fellow stallmates. There's no sense invading someone else's personal bubble when there is room two stalls down.

2. Do your business and get out. Some people have shy bladders/rectums. That person three stalls down who's been in there a while may just be waiting for some "Alone Time".

3. For the love of God, do NOT try to start up personal conversations and/or compliment people while in the bathroom unless the two of you came into the bathroom together. Someone who just excreted something from his/her body probably doesn't want to hear that you his/her shoes.